Parable
Thus spake the pyramid: "drive nails not screws - I am your screw." And the Fathers of this land spoke in unison: "Do not upplant us." And the pyramid asked: "What of you are pitchers?" And the Mothers chimed in: "A pitcher is but the arm of an architect, but we have no architects in this land." So the pyramid turned over in conception. Then spake the pyramid: "I would not wrench you from your place unless you were nails - and this is what I want." And the Men replied: "How can we pitch unless we are planted?" And the Women responded: "How can we architect while we are conceiving?" So the pyramid bore children.